So if any of you have written a dear santa letter you know the jist.
you write what you want for xmas in a form of a santa letter
except you write it in the mind of someone else

lets say DOM

Dear Santa
I'd like to get off this bloodly island with my gutiar, clarie and aaron too.

Charlie

yeah not creative but you guys should understand how it works.

President Bush:

Dear Santa, I want all the intelligent people in the US of A to give me their brains so they stop thinking I'm a loony.

I'm not a loony, I'm the President of the US of A and if you're not with me Santa, then you're against me and I must destroy you and your weapons of massdestruction (those presents of you are too dangerous because they spread love and friendship among the people, and I want everyone to be afraid).