Title: The Naked Quidditch Match
Description: you've got to read this!! it's hilarious
Meriagrin Brandytook - August 10, 2005 07:31 AM (GMT)
My hubby came across this fan-fic and it's BRILLIANT!!! Be warned, it is a little.....risque. Enjoy!!
http://daisygrrl.com/quidditch/quidditch01.shtml maddy - August 10, 2005 09:50 AM (GMT)
LMAO! i just read chapter one! i didn't know there were more but OMG so funny!
thank you for posting this, ahem, fascinating fiction up!
:die:
Meriagrin Brandytook - August 10, 2005 11:44 AM (GMT)
look out for Moldiemort :die:
Fawkes - August 10, 2005 11:59 AM (GMT)
:die: To much! Its very good, I will go back and read some more when I have time, but the first chapter was funny! :die: You know I'd love to see that match, maybe they will make it into a film. No I'm not a perve!
Faolan - August 10, 2005 01:25 PM (GMT)
I read this a few years ago. And it's just as funny now as it was then.
Love it. :die:
Tigerlily - August 10, 2005 07:50 PM (GMT)
wow, that's brilliant. I love it.
i_heart_Dom - August 11, 2005 03:58 AM (GMT)
i LOVE all the "Moldiemort" stuff!
Rosie - August 11, 2005 09:35 PM (GMT)
OMFG!!! This is WAY Funny!!!!!
Thanks for posting Jess!
i_heart_Dom - August 11, 2005 09:44 PM (GMT)
yay! i finished it! i LOOOOVE how McGonagall and Dumbledore order the calendar! #haha#
maddy - August 12, 2005 11:27 AM (GMT)
:die: finished!
HAHAHA ROFLMAO!! so funny!!
Rosie - August 12, 2005 12:02 PM (GMT)
Almost done! But its so funny!!!
Hestia - August 13, 2005 12:26 PM (GMT)
maddy - August 15, 2005 06:23 AM (GMT)
i sense it is too funny for Jo to respond.... #haha#
Hestia - August 15, 2005 06:03 PM (GMT)
#haha#
Right you are, Maddy! Absolutely right-ihihihihi :die:
maddy - August 16, 2005 08:05 AM (GMT)
#haha# its become a "thing" between me and rosie.... never say "YUM" <lol>
and 13cm's is a forbidden number! #haha#
Rosie - August 17, 2005 10:48 AM (GMT)
Forgive me for I have sinned. I SAID YUM AT LEAST 3 TIMES TODAY!!!
And after each time, I laugh hysterically and then slap myself...then laugh some more.
maddy - August 17, 2005 11:39 AM (GMT)
HHAHA can i slap you!!!!!???!!!!!!
:die:
Rosie - August 20, 2005 02:18 AM (GMT)
:Wink1: maybe...
I NEED TO FINISH READING IT!!!
maddy - August 20, 2005 12:02 PM (GMT)
omg i need 13 cm's right now!*
*omg no way! just coz HP can take advantage of me now, doesn't mean i need it... LOLOLOLOL NOT FUNNNNY!
Hestia - August 23, 2005 05:42 PM (GMT)
I just found out that Mr Potter teaches lovecourses at the Dutch faculty of my University. The title of the course is NED-POTTERS LIEFDESLESSEN. Translated into English: DUTCH - POTTERS LOVELESSONS
13 cm, people! Join the queue (which is somehow longer than 13 cm).
maddy - August 24, 2005 07:30 AM (GMT)
OMG :die: THATS SO FUNNYYYYY
are you joining??
HAHHAHA
Hacky - August 25, 2005 06:17 PM (GMT)
13cm :o thats a bit small :Wink1: For some reason I thought Harry would be a bigger boy. :NO:
Oh boy this is become gross and plain ew. But for some reason I'm finding it hard to say anything else about what's written on that site. :rolleyes: :hee:
Rosie - August 25, 2005 10:08 PM (GMT)
I told you it was small Maddy. LOL
Meriagrin Brandytook - August 26, 2005 07:58 AM (GMT)
13cm = 5inch (approx). That's small.
maddy - August 26, 2005 10:49 AM (GMT)
LMAO how am IIII supposed to know!?!?!?! :die:
*shifty eyes*
.........
Hacky - August 26, 2005 12:00 PM (GMT)
Its not "small" as such, it might sound old but it is what you do with it that counts. I mean lets be honest, its not like where its going /boy or girl/ is gonna have a huge place for the plane to land. :devilgriner:
maddy - August 26, 2005 12:24 PM (GMT)
oh so true friend.. oh so true
#haha#
Hestia - August 26, 2005 07:08 PM (GMT)
Rofl! :die: And don't forget that Harry probably isn't fullgrown :hee:
No, I'm not joining Potters Lovelessons... although I think I could come up with some lovely fanfics in that course.
(Just to clear things up, there was a Dutch poet in the 18th or 19th century whose name was Dirc Potter)
Mrs Monaghan - September 1, 2005 09:45 AM (GMT)
*wipes laughter tear* And I'm only on Chapter 3!! From now on until the day I die, the world Voldemort will make me sing...
"Oooh, I tink I taw a bid bad Moldiemort!
I DiD, I DiD
I Did tee a bid bad Moldiemort" :lollol:
And those measurements! (tudy< HellOOOOOOOOOOO Harry! (woW>