Dom’s Droolable and Gagable Body Parts

Welcome one and all to D.D.G.B.P, the place to dribble over bizarre noses, faint at swoon worthy eyes, or gag at vile out of shape and plain alien feet.

This is the place to join up, post your name you want added to the join up list, the department you want to be an agent of, and the reasons why you like a certain part of Dom’s body more than most.

BUT first you must be warned of the perils and dangerousness of this society…

It won’t be pleasant it won’t be kind, all smiles, without hard drive. It will dam right gritty, meaty and getting into the parts of bodies that one normally would like to avoid (Ew neighbor showing builders crack again! Put it away man!)

We meet in darkness and the shadows of deserted buildings, keeping in contact with the special DDGBP equipment that’s given to each and every member. You must keep this secret, shussss there are people out there who think Dom’s body parts are so disgusting that he has been bred by some weirdo government scientists trying to create the ultimate monster, with the power of evil he spreads his foul gains trying to convert innocents through perfectly normal TV and Films, their master plan is unknown…others say he is secretly a munchkin who was so desperate to grow he went into a stretch machine every day to get bigger, (explains the gigantic out of place body parts)…others argue with passion that Dom has links with freak show’s, he spreads his addiction through seemly normal body parts, which are anything but…

This is the place to discuses the conspiracy theories and swoon over the man that has the evil/good/unexplainable/clever/mind of their own/ body parts: Dominic Monaghan, but watch over your shoulder at every corner my dear addicts, you will be pursued, followed, hunted for your addiction, you must survive at all costs! The love of Dom will spread, we will be accepted one day. Never give up.




Current Members so far:

1. Knuxs. Agent One. Hands Division
2. Tigerlily. Agent Two. Feet Division
3. Melagomaniac. Agent Three. Neck Division
4. Rosie. Agent Four. Hands Division
5. Hestia. Agent Five. Below the Belt Divison
6. Earendil. Agent Six. Ear Division
7. Kimberly Monaghan. Agent Seven. Eyes Divison
8. Katie. Agent Eight. Nose Divison
9. Maddy. Agent Nine. Mouth Division
10. Beth. Agent Ten. Eyebrow Division
11. Stacey. Agent Eleven. Neck Division
12. RonjaTook. Agent Twelve. Ear Division
13. Kristin. Agent Thirteen. Navel Division
14. Pat. Agent Fourteen. Leg Division

Owww, me, me, me. I'm very strong minded. Don't give a hoot about what others think of me. I am my own person and I will worship whatever the H**L I want. Being Dom's feet. More than anything in the world. (Dom's hands are a very, very, very, very, very close second though)

I have been in love with da feet since the very first time I laid eyes on the hairy hobbit ones. Strangely enough I never had a thing for feet until I saw Dom's feet. And now I'm a feet freak. It's my duty to compare all feet with those of Dom. (I noticed myself doing it this morning when looking at my little bro's feet) I cannot be saved. I am, and will forever more be: A DOM FEET ADDICT!!

Tigerlily, feet division.

Did I mention that I want a tattoo on my foot to honour Dom??? Cuz I'm SO gonna do that.

*raises hand* I'd like to join you cool cats. B) I'm sneaky and secretive and am good with knots. :Eyebrows:

I'd like to be in charge of the Neck Division. Dom's neck is a world wonder. It's my favorite Dom body part. It is simply exquisite. :drool1:

Can I join? Please? :pups: I'm very good with knots. :Eyebrows:

Welcome Agent Two and Three. Feet and Neck, yes, yes two very intresting parts, one keeps the head with many features in place and the other has lots of wigging things, strange but worth investigation. :thinky:

Any new agent can chose any of the divisons already picked, just means you work on the special body part floor, so the more agents you have working the more body tracking that can be achived. :hee:

Yikes a Dom hateris around. Agent One signing off to watch some werid people from different countries sing some songs.....

I would like to Join too please. Hands Division (Rolly)

Agent Hestia reporting! I'd very much like to take care of the uhm "below the belt"-division. :red:

I already have study material available:

Front

Back

It even surprises Dom, sometimes

Greetings Agents Four and Five :Bounmir: , more hands and below the belt agents.

Here are your DDGBP kits.

*Hands over agent stylee goodies*

Not sure whats in them head office sent them, why not have a look and report back.....

AGENT 4, awesome!

ps.the stylee goodies have these really cool sun glasses. me loves them!

Can I join??? :cheer: I'll go for the ears offcourse! ^_^

Oooh, there's an impressive themesong playing when I open the briefcase!

Dundun dundun dundun dundun
Dundun dundun dundun dundun
Tududuu Tududuu
Tududuu Tudu

These thick protective gloves might come in handy when I get to examine the appointed Dom's bodyparts up close.

*repeat themesong*

Agent Six, hello there. I'll be sure to look in when I pass your floor, I love the ear shapped desks.

Agent Five, why are your desk question mark shaped? You best get them gloves on double quick and get right into the messy parts...

can i join? im not sure what division to be under though....ooooooo eyes! yeah the eyes!

You sure can Agent Seven, remember your agent number and never tell anyone not part of the agency, our work depends on secrecy. Now cut up the Dom pics and post the parts so we can look at them in detail, we must find the truth about what they make up! A man or monster? We will discover the truth.

*whips out cool looking radar*

and next time he is in England, we will know. :Wink1:

oh my gosh there's like these really tiny camera thingies in the kit hat can zoom in to anything. This is amazing!!!! Where did they get these things???

Ow, wait, what's this button. (I can't read what it says)

Use at own risk and only when really really necessary

*pushes button*

*aims at feet*

YES, I CAN SEE THROUGH MY SHOES AND SOCKS.

Uh, ohhhhhhhhhh. Oh dear, I better not aim this thing at any of my male co-workers. I will never be able to look them in the eye again.

*runs of to retrieve a dom feet pic she say somewhere*

No worries, I'M ON IT!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOH! i wanna join! i guess ill take the NOSE DIVISION since no one else has been brave enough to enter that realm. :hee: lol.

this sounds AWESOME!!!

I would like to be in the mouth division.... mmmm!! <lol> :Wink1:

Could I be part of the eyebrow divison, I love that mans hair and on his face it looks even better, I would have gone for the facial fuzz but that chnages all the time. So image stroking that hair right before you fall asleep. <lol>

Greetings Agent 9 and 10.

Mouth...yeah that makes a lot of sense, he kisses with that mouth and talks, and does other things one would think, like eating. >W<

Eyebrows, Ok that’s a little different ( :hee: ) (btw do you think he plucks them and things?)

Dont forget to get those pictures and present your findings to the other agents, we will meet in the special meeting floor every so often to come up with ideas about why and how his body is shaped. The special room is right at the top and has all glass windows so we have a great view of the city.

(Oh boy, I feel like the guy in Charlies angels, and yes the name is a pun ( :GrinDance: )

ooh ME ME!!

hello, my name is Stacey, and I would like to be part of the Neck Division.



Thank you.!

Agent number 2 reporting back. I have retrieved two feet pics.

*brings out silver shiny case and puts in on the table*
*types in the code* Yes I say type: this is very advanced equipment
*opens case and takes out two pictures*

I'll make a close up of the feet as soon as I have the time.
For now you have to study these.

wow...looks like youve got a gruesome job ahead of you. good luck.

and Agent 9 really needs to see that one. it is definitely ground for some serious investigation. it wont be pretty....

:o Them monsters in the second picture, look how they are bending around the chair, like fingers. You think that could be a sign of the monster theory...or something else? :thinky: Closer investigation is defo needed. Pity we cant get a sample, but then we would tip our hand, guards are with him at all times....we could plan a heist..... :thinky:

Ah, you wouldn't mind me skipping the meetings on the content of those pics, right? Apparently, there's nothing to say about the Below the Belt-regions. But I will zoom in, just in case. There might be something worthwile. If only we could detach the bodyparts that are in front of my material. Well, detaching bodyparts would make all of our jobs easier, but we must remember that the whole is greater than the sum of the (body)parts. In other words: your division is worth much more when it can be studied in relation to other divisions. :Wink1:

*puts on white labcoat*

Well, let's get cracking then *pun intended*

ive done some research on the nose area. as you can see in the middle picture of my signature, the nose is very complex. the top of it doesnt quite match with the bottom.....this will require some serious investigation...im off to the lab.

agent 7 here, and ive got some interesting evidence i need to study. (ive added my own touch, by cropping it down and, well you see.) as you can see, there are two colors of blue, and also, what seems to be maybe a grey color. *straightens lab coat* i am doing an analysis at the moment and the results should be coming soon.

Oooh, the things that happen when I'm off the comp for one day...

Can I join, please? :pups: And if so, I would like to join the Ear Division. You know, I've always had that thing with Dom's ears... :Eyebrows:

mouth division reporting! mmmm mouth.... now where was I? ahh i remember those days... the days where i was looking at his mouth.. wishing.......

Sorry agents, as soon as my essays are all done, I'll get right to work with some zoomed in cropped pics.


Mean time have a look at this one!



Oh yes very long fingers with lot of movement, like the toes this could be a sign of monster genetics, so he can be very covert with top secret missions. Shussss.


AHHHHH :o Its a raid!!!! covert operations right now! hide it all in the hidden labs! :hyper: :hyper:

Remember we are a agency for tracking down lots cats and dogs. >W<





Yes gentlemen how can I help you today? Perhaps you misplaced your sniffer dogs, can we help at all?

yes i swear i saw a dog race through those -onlyabletobeunlockedfromtheinside- doors... maybe you should ge check it out, gentlemen....

*walks in cautiously* wow...neat place. here's my resume...*hands shiny silver piece of cardstock over to agents*...i hope you'll find it agreeable. if you take me on as a fellow agent, i promise to uphold my duties as best i can. i am greatly fascinated with mr. monaghan's navel...yes, you heard me correctly. if such a division could be created, i would greatly appreciate it. if not, you can stick me wherever and i'll be satisfied. thank you for your time and i hope to do business with you.

:hyper: still waiting on my results from the tests.....
about dogs. and cats. yeah thats it.

ok, ive cropped some nose pics, and i need to warn you: THIS WILL NOT BE PRETTY!








as you can see, the nose takes on very different shapes with Dom's mood. with thorough research, ive confirmed that the nose does not, in fact, have a mind of its own, as some people have thought in the past.

oh i see! before i was in love with dom, i thought his nose had a mind of its own. as all other noses do.

About Dom's Below the Belt region: there have been rumours that this is where Saddam's weapons of mass destruction were hidden. After careful analysis, you don't want to wake sleeping dogs after all, I have come to the conclusion that the Below the Belt division is merely an attempt on mass distraction.

Proof (clicky pics!):

It eats Mr Monaghan's tie to attract attention to itself:


It distracts Mr Monaghan's competitors in sporting activities, so Mr Monaghan can cheat and win the sporting event:


And the weapon of mass distraction even has its own show. Mr Monaghan functions as microphone stand:

:ROFL:


That's Effing brilliant! Awesome, I love those :die:


Ohhh they were better as full sized ones :( Covert ops I guess (N)



About the nose crops, is it just me or do you just wanna kinda tilt your head sideways and have a little bite after looking at them. :devil2:

we're gonna have to keep and eye this "weapon"...

Yes, let's lock it in the safe room. I won't mind guarding it, I don't have anything better to do anyways...

its ok. you dont have to watch it ALL the time. we can take shifts. i wouldnt want you to be overworked.

If that's not a weapon of mass distraction then I don't know what is.

I'm nearly as distracted by it as I am by his monstrous feet. They are keeping my quite busy.

I need some comparison material. So would you all please take off your shoes and socks and stand over there behind that white line.

yes over there please.

Now let me get my notepad.

Before you on the floor you see a piece of paper and a pencil. What I would like you all to do is try and write your name on that piece of paper using only your feet. Yes you heard me correctly: using ONLY your feet.

I need the statistics to make a chart about feet flexibility.

As you might have seen, Doms toes are extremely flexible. I need to know if this is out of the ordinary.

You may now start writing your names.

*walks around, scribbling away and making lots of humming and aha-ing sounds*

*tries to use toes to write name* I CANT DO IT! :(