Title: Jokes
Description: ha ha ha!!!
maddy - March 7, 2005 09:23 AM (GMT)
OK. Well, I thought that we needed somewhere to have a little laugh and share our humurous side. That's about it really. I hope everyone enjoys it!!!
Nothing *too* dirty people!!!!!
So for starters:
A little kid runs up to their mum and says: Why is my name Rose?
Mum: Because when you were in my tummy, dad rubbed a rose petal on my belly.
Rose: OK
Then Rose runs off.
Another child runs up to their mother and says: Mum, why is my name Lily?
Mum: Because when you were in my tummy, dad rubbed a lily over my belly.
Lily: OK
Lily runs off
Another child goes up to their mother and says: Garularulalafle hudveite bleh bleh
Mum: Shut up fridge!!!!!
<lol> post yours now people!!!!! #haha# (woW>
Tigerlily - March 7, 2005 11:21 AM (GMT)
<DiE< Waaahaaaahaaaa. That's funny.
I_Heart_Greenday - March 9, 2005 03:32 AM (GMT)
Maddy, thats not funny. jks ><()
onlyonekingDom - March 9, 2005 04:48 AM (GMT)
Here's a blonde joke I found on a website:
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! It's starting to rain, and the top is down!
maddy - March 9, 2005 07:51 AM (GMT)
Yer Karli, (your supposed to post a joke) anyway.
| QUOTE |
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! It's starting to rain, and the top is down! |
Funny as man. Just like me I reckon!!! <lol> Here's another blonde joke:
There were 2 blonde men and a woman hanging from a plane that
is going to crash. One of them has to let go to lighten the
plane so it wouldn't crash. The woman says: "I'm going to let
go because I want to be a good citizen." The men clap.
LOST inspired. (and its the men who are the dummies this time) (SNake>
onlyonekingDom - March 9, 2005 05:41 PM (GMT)
<lol> <DiE< <Chair> I love it, Maddy!
i_heart_Dom - March 11, 2005 06:51 PM (GMT)
Doxy - March 13, 2005 05:38 PM (GMT)
maddy - March 15, 2005 03:13 AM (GMT)
C'mon people!!! Lets atart posting some Jokes in here!!! I know there are alot of funny ppl in the place, lets just share it with everyone!!!!!
What do you call a cookie that bounces off walLS?
A RUBBER COOKIE
(Rosie inspired!!)
What do you call a bucket that is red?
A RED BUCKET!!!
lame, i know.
Why did the motorbike rider fall of his bike?
BECAUSE HE WAS HIT BY A FLYING REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!! <DiE<
I need inspiration for better jokes, yes; and I need paople to post their own, yes. . . . . . . . . . . .do it
Rosie - March 26, 2005 10:12 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
What do you call a cookie that bounces off walLS?
A RUBBER COOKIE
(Rosie inspired!!) |
>{> A rubber biscuit! And its not a joke Its a Blues Brothers song, and your saying it all wrong. Huffff. *OMG I MISS DO OVER!!!!*
I ahve a joke but its too dirrty for here ><()