Hey guys! I thought I should reopen this one. I have a couple of the old interviews...I knew I should have saved them all. I'll post them later. If I can find them...crap. They're all on my old computer.


hm...maybe my yahoo still has them?

Sorry..rambling aloud.


Anyways...I have one question for you....



Vhen Vill You Vear Vigs? <-->






Kella xoxox

*Hops back in*

Yes, the Hans Lover is back! I have all the interviewtranscripts I did for Hans saved, so I will repost them. At the moment I am too dang tired to do anything but sit around. Have patience, my dears!

<--> Hans is back! *does happy dance*

Jo, so good you saved the 'interviews'. This morning, I thought, 'Too bad nobody saved these hysterical Hans interviews from the Dom board.' I still have some certain piccies in my Photobucket as well *coughbillyboycough*. (^&> ;)

Ah, Marina, you referring to a certain interview there? Too bad I don't have the whole thing - I didn't save Bella's contributions to the Hans Jensen Fanclub :(

Here are all the fragments I have of Hans interviewing Mr. Billy Boyd:

Hans: "Hello Mr. Boy"
Billy: "Hello Mr Hans"
Hans: "Mr Jensen, it's Mr Jensen."
Hans: "So, Mr Boy, tell me about your relationship with naked Viggo."

Hans: "Mr. Boy, you smoke too much."
Billy: "No, I don't smoke."
Hans: "But it was in the movie. The hobbit said 'You smoke too much!' So, you smoke too much?"
Billy: "It was my character, Pippin, who smokes too much. I don't smoke."
Hans: "Whatever. So, Pippin Boy, you have girlfriend and boyfriend?"

Hans: "Mr Boy, you say you have fridge in your kitchen? Do you cook?"
Billy: "Yes, I do try to cook meals when I'm home."
Hans: "Do you cook for friends? What do you cook? Do you-"
Billy: "Cooking for friends is-"
Hans: "Excuse me, I interupt you now, okay? Do you cook ants for friends? Your best Hobbit friend, they say he eats ants. Do you make them for the Hobbit?"

Hans: "Billy Boy is your name, correct?
Billy: "Billy Boyd, yes,"
Hans: "Yes, Billy Boy. What would your name have been if you were woman?"

Hans: "Billy, can I call you Billy, Mr Boy?"
Billy: "Yeah, sure."
Hans: [laughs nervously] "Thank you, Billy. How do you feel that the closet is named after you. Before you? You understand? The closet is also Billy, like you."
Billy: "Closet?
Hans: "Yes, I have one. It's for my books."
Billy: "Oh, the IKEA-bookcase Billy? Yeah, I have one too, but it's not named after me. I have nothing to do with IKEA."
Hans: "Ok, it was a bad question. Next."

Hans: "Mr Boy, I hear you taste like strawberry."
Billy: "Yeah, Dom must have told you that! But it's not true, I taste like seasalt and rough Scottish mountains."
Hans: "Can I try you?"
Billy: "No, sorry... this body is reserved."
Hans: "But I already have you! I have a whole package of Billy Boy in my hand and it says on the wrap you taste like strawberry!"
Billy: [shakes head frustrated] "I told you before, Mr Jensen. I am Billy Boyd!"

It's still awesomely funny to read, Jo. (lolo) Maybe Bella has saved her contributions too... I hope...? :unsure:

Anyways, here is Billy Boy. Of course not to be mixed up with Billy Boyd. ><()

HA HA HA HA HA! the one with the sunglasses is my favorite ><() *die laughing*

I loved reading that after another rough day at work.

Hans will always cheer ya up! :D

That's right! :) (DanCe)

Im so happy this is back and running Kella! Sharing the Love of Hans (DanCe) Love the interviews!
My contribution


They are old but anyone can use them. ;)

Oldies but goldies, Rosie! I still always crack up at the 'Do you kick balls?' one. ><()

im gonna write Dom and send him a picture of me and my friend holding our sign for Elijah that said :

ELIJAH, WHEN WILL YOU WEAR WIGS?

and we made a picture of him with a lime green Mardi Gras wig and we put that on there too. Elijah saw it, but he probably doesnt remember it, or anything from that day. lol.

He probably got drunk and wore a wig that night, hey, you never know. <-->

That would be an awesome thought! It's a huge possibility.

I need to go watch Hans... it's been a while. <craze>

I need to watch Hans aswell. Its probably been almost a month since I last watched it. )W(

I have this whole interview...I just found it...I had it posted to a place on my forum that I put random things on so I would have them after my computer died!

Here's the Billy interview...with both Hestia and Bella parts!



My apologies to removing the interview...it seems that I have wronged someone in the process and I am deeply sorry for it.

<DiE< This is one of my favorite threads...

Thanks for posting the interviews, Kella. And to Jo and Bella: hysterical. I read them over and over in the past, but they still make me ROFL.

<DiE< Ah, what a pleasure to re-read that again!

Thanks for posting it, Kella! <MadeM>

So, let me repost some of the old interviews I scripted for Hans:

Hans: "Hello... [looks at paper] ...you."
Andy: "Good afternoon. How are you?"
Hans: "I am Hans Jensen. But how are you?"
Andy: "Fine thanks."
Hans: "No, how are you?"
Andy: "I am good" [raises eyebrows]
Hans: "Yes, your name is Good? Or were you Good in the movie? How are you in the movie?"
Andy: "I played the creature Gollum in the movie, do you mean who I was in the movie?"
Hans: "No, not important."

Not the best one, but I'll post alphabetically, so Hans with Andy comes first.

<DiE< that's better than anything i could come up with!!!

ok. i wrote Dom and i wrote a whole paragraph dedicated to Hans. lol. i didnt send him a picture of the sign, but i told him about it.

Thats great katie! I hope he replies. (Rolly)

me too (bEg)

I finally watched Hans Jensen again... and again! <Chair> I immediately remembered why I liked him so much, and if you're lucky, I might come up with some new Hans-material!

<--> That sounds very promising, Jo, can't wait... :)

Argh. I confess that I haven't watched Hans for weeks. (&*"£> I'll re-watch the interview tomorrow. Promised.

Don't worry marina, I still need to watch it. Its probably been a month (&*"£>

hi everybody!

Can I please join the Club? I haven't seen the Hans Jensen interview, but my pal Rosie is gonna show me!

I can't wait! (woW>

I saw an add for Jens Hansen's the One Ring, and I automatically saw "Hans Jensen" instead! #haha# I guess I'm becoming a little dyslexic...actually, I think Hans just brainwashed me (and that's okay!) (^&>

wouldn't we all love to be brainwashed by hans! #haha#

he has that special gift to change people ya know??? #haha# #haha#

#haha# yes...he just gets in my mind and all i hear is his german accent and all i see is his sexy long hair... #haha# ...it's impossible to get through the day now without some thought of hans... ><()

Thats so true. lol. Everyday at school I think of Hans because on my pencilcase,where theres a space to put you name it says "Mr Hans" and then written on there in permanant marker is "Big..Blue" hahaha

#haha#

i write Hans on my hand sometimes...and most people dont know who he is (Rolly) (FGer) (FCan) (FUK) <<< thats awesome!

Katie do you have a pic of you sign you can show us?

my sign for Elijah?

ye <-->

yep.


...thats Julia and me. (Rolly)

Ahhh! Katie, thats so great!!! Love the pic hehe <-->

That is such a cool sign. I LOVE IT.

thanks! it took us over an hour to do it and his float went by in a few seconds.... (N) oh well. at least Seans coming back next year!